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Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing?
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.